Please don't shit on my poop. Ass fuck my rectal area, poop all over my dad's friend jim's mom's friend's named bill's penis and don't shove a cock horned penor into the piss covered jizz juicer.
Complete the game without using passwords.
Alter the test.
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
Punch the geek.
Finish the first level.
Collect "PIGS" for the first time.
You wield that keyboard like a pianist.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Beat the game