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You don't have one. Your dad bit it off last night while you were licking his ass. All those cookies are made up of his shit and you ate them all up. You and your mom.
And you loved every moment of it.

I do to have a dick. It's up your dad's asshole right now if you didn't know. It is true, my cookies are made out fecies. I added LSD to make them taste better, that's why you guys have been enjoying them so much :3

What time?

Tomorrow, at 5 PM. Be there.

DONT THINK YOU CAN BUY ME WITH...

Are those home made? i mean, did your home-maid did them?

No, Pillsbury Dough Boy made them.

Hmmm...perhaps I should learn how to bake.

First cookies, then ham!

Let's get started. :D

First turn the oven dial to 500° Fahrenheit, then, get in the oven. And you're done!

"nom nom nom

OM NOM NOM, good cookie.

Indeed.

hehehe

hahaha

lets be friends

Lets. :3

heh.. cookies. cookies are great. like really great. mind-blowingly great.

I guess you could say.. I like cookies!

I would have to agree.

I was never mad in the frist place...I can still have a cookie right?

Of course! I am a nice person ^_^

Pillsburry dough boy rocks, mhm!

I love him, hes so cute.

...but I hate baseball cards! >:(

**Steals all of your cookies**

***Makes another batch of cookies***

No more for you mister.

YUM!

I am glad you enjoy them :)

awwwwww thankyou

You're welcome :)

Huh.

lolwut?

Seriously, wut?

I love you
^_^
Whoever the fuck you are.

I love you more!!!

Is there seconds?

Yessum.

yay, cookies...

yay

Give meh

You're very welcome.

Ther is shit in the cookies...noooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooo, i will just have some LSD insted. btw below you pic it says (fuuuk, i want to do it right away)... i have a very larg dick and experiance if your interested.

You may only have a little LSD, I have been using it like crazy lately. And I am sure you have a large dick and experience, it will cost you though.

It was more of an offer than a request...still offers allways open and you may want to rethink as you will enjoy what i have to give.Any way on to a less perverted topic JUST HOW MUCH LSD ARE YOU USEING YOU CRAZY CRACKER!

Fine, if it's good enough then I won't charge you. And I taken about 15 hits of LSD everyday for the past week.

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