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I have a new religion!

Posted by Jon4life - September 17th, 2008


Its called Pruanetology. Its baically a cult following Pruane2forever. Cause he's too cool for you faggots on Newgrounds. Me and my cult members come to my house where we watch his videos and worship him. I have also put together a Pruane2forever shrine in my bedroom so I can worship him in the very early morning, regular morning, brunch time, afternoon, mid afternoon, night time, and last just before bed. We also enjoy watching Rambo, Terminator Movies, and any movie that Pruane2forever might review. No one in our cult can click on porn advertisements, nor can you jack off to them, or you will be kicked out of the cult for all eternity. If you are not in our cult you automatically are going to hell, no exeptions. If you make fun of Pruane2forever you will be tortured for all eternity by being forced to have wear braces. Right now we are still debating weather we should have LeShizzle and David as prophets since our Lord Pruane has been angered by them. So far we have 4 members of the church! Join today, we might come to your front door.!

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I have a new religion!


Comments

Fuck, that guy's a real moron :P

GO SUCK ASSHOLE!!!

I shall laugh at his face now. And you for making a religion from him.

Why would you do that, thats not nice.

At least assholes look better than this guy

No they don't, poop comes out of them.

No offence, but you're a meme. congrats.
<a href="http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Jawsus">http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Jaws us</a>

My average shit looks better than this guy. Shit, 2 girls 1 cup was easier to watch...

You're just saying that because you are jeaslous of his good looks.

So true, because good looks are everything and I'm the most jealous person on this planet

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And you're jealous of his popularity.

I'm sorry.

No, no, I'M sorry...that you have been denied to join this exclusive cult.

You respond to everyone, but not to me?
Now I tdon't think that's nice of you sir...

We don't accept gay people into our cult, sorry.

1) I'm not gay, but I'm not argueing about that, because that would mean you win.
2) I don't want to join your 'cult', I'd rather just believe what I believe in, and not what other people tell me to believe in.

Suit yourself, you communist.

wow i love how this person acts tough over the keyboard by cussing to other people leaving comments on this

I am tough, you should watch what you say or I might come to your house and beat you up.

No comment...

CAN I JOIN?