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Jon4life
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    Holy Shit!

    Posted by Jon4life - February 11th, 2008


    My toilet for the past 2 months has been a bitch. A mother fucker infact. It was the last straw when I took a pee to find it almost over flowing but barely making the water down. Fed up and pissed off me and my dad decided we would take the toilet off the floor and invetigate this matter of why it was not flushing properly. Water dripped all over the floor and splashed every where so towels and a bucket were much needed for this evaluatuion.

    Toilet came off with not a big struggle but it was an ok job. My dad carried the toilet to the front lawn where we got out the hose and removed the seat. It took a little while but we eventually noticed a ton of soggy broken up toilet paper was coming out kind of rapidly, then out of no where a penny came plooping out onto the grass. We were dumb founded, was it really a penny that was the problem? We tried again with the banging against the ground and something with a thud came out. A medium sized rock. I don't really know how it got in the toilet.

    Holy Shit!


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    could it be a kidney stone.

    can you remember an incredible pain, Not unlike the bit on Total recall when he pulls that tracking device out of his nose.

    If you are unaware of the film total recall pamphlets are available from your local library.