I seem to always get an erection in front of my best friend Williampson. The other day I was at his house and we were playing Nintendo Wii. We were playing a few games like Mario Galaxy. And out of the blue I noticed he bent over to turn off the wii and his fully ripe and poop encrusted anus crack was started to show, he immediatly pulled up his pants when he noticed his anus was getting a draft". Out of the blue my dick started to erect right in front of my friend. The next thing I noticed was my shorts were started to get stiffer and my penis was getting longer and longer and longer. Finally my erection buldged so hard out of my shorts my shorts ripped open revealing my full erected and slightly deformed penis from when I tried to manually circumsize myself with a chain saw. "Oh my god, you faggot ass mother fucker"! Williampson screamed. Williampson's mom walked into the room and noticed the horor of what was to be me with an erection showing.

I was in panic, I dashed out the door and my dick started to sag down. I didn't notice my penis started to get near my shoes when I tripped on my penis and went tumbling to the ground. My penis bled and had a shoe mark that looked to have dog poop connected to the shoe. My knee was badly bruised and cut up. I was in need for a massive band-aid. An old lady walking down the street noticed me and vomited everywhere before clapsing to the ground and going into cumbultion. I got up and limped home.

It was all over, I needed to get away and fast. But how? Everyone will soon find how ugly my penis is. I packed my bags and left to go to Canada. Canada was the only place where I could live. I ended up living in Vancouver B.C. on E Hastings Street as a homeless crack head. I sat all day asking people for change and/or food. I made a few friends named Ronny and Paul. They were both homeless too. I had to sleep in a sleeping bag and drink my own seman and pee so I wouldn't go thirsty. Later that day I relized that maybe I should go home. My mom was probably going to ground me because I had been gone for about 3 hours.

That day I when I got home I was grounded for 5 days. No computer games, no TV, and no computer.