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I tried drowning my cat but he fell asleep.

Recently I went to a party with my friend Justin. I didn't know the guy who was throwing the party, but everyone was invited. I had a few shots and a few beers, and I was enjoying myself for the most part but I didn't know too many people there. A few guys I didn't know called me over and asked if I wanted to smoke some weed. I agreed to the nice gesture, since I love weed and was looking to hang out with people I didn't know, maybe to make a friend or two. I went into the kitchen and there was a few people snorting cocaine off the cutting board. I was somewhat surprised, but I didn't think anything of it since I have been to plenty of parties where people were doing hard drugs out of the view of most people. I just ignored it. "This shit will get you fucked up, it's chewey" said the guy loading the bowl. I had no idea what chewey was, so I assumed it was a strain. Anyways, after a few bowls I knew it wasn't just weed. My entire mouth went completely numb. Realising what I had just done I walked outside and smoked a cigarette to make myself calm down. I knew I smoked cocaine because I have done cocaine in the past and it made my entire face numb the first time I did it. I was kind of mad, but I didn't know chewey was cocaine laced weed.

Don't you just hate it when you have a "friend" that just criticizes you left and right for shit that does not effect them in any way? For example, my "friend" criticizes me for having only had 2 girlfriends in my entire life, and he has had like 10. I don't give two shits about his love life, but he makes it his priority to tell us how great he is in bed and how I need to get a girlfriend. I have no idea why he cares so much about my goings on. Sometimes I just want to take a large blunt object and shove it slowly down his throat so he could just shut the fuck up. Now you may be thinking: "Jon, you're just sensitive when it comes to that subject". I'm not really, but when it comes to a retard criticizing my love life, that just crosses the line.

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