I moved to Vancouver recently and this is my current house.

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me irl.

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Everyone secretly wants to plow her, admit it. I would dump my current boyfriend to go with her in a second, it's not even funny she is so fucking cool. That tail coming out of her pants makes me want to ejaculate all over her face. And that dog harness makes me want to drink from a toilet just like a dog. Ohhh it must feel so good being that attractive.

brb fapping to pic below, I suggest you join in.

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Well, when I signed up on Newgrounds back in 2006, I noticed that people were talking about stuff called "furry" or "yiff". The first furry user I remember was HotActionYiffFur, just because their sig had some cartoon fox or something. It wasn't until 2007 I decided to look up "Furry" on Google. I saw some drawings of naked human-like foxes, and ultimately I thought that was weird and disgusting. I liked the art concept but not the attraction to anthropomorphic animals engaging in sexual activity.

Then in 2008 I started drawing Starfox pictures because I was big fan of the games, and I liked drawing. I then moved on to creating my own characters, but for whatever reason I felt embarrased by them. In late 2009, I believe it was September, someone on the Stickam chat said that they had downloaded some furry porn. I was very curious to know what it looked like, so I requested some links to the torrents. I downloaded every single picture on the site SexyFur.com. One thing I noticed is that a lot of it was just shitty trace art, colored in Photoshop, and reproduced over and over again with different characters. Plus, a lot of it was just plain creepy.

Then in December of 2009 I was introduced to Pleasure Bon Bon, a furry comic that is actually drawn by a woman. Yeah, I never thought that existed either. Anyways, I read the comic for like 2 days straight and got addicted to it. I would pay for it, but I read it off fchan. This is ultimately what made me a furry.

Although some of the pictures actually turned me on, but nothing fap material. So I downloaded a nother torrent with a bunch of furry pictures that weren't traced or poorly colored. I was given a bunch of great ones, including the one below, which happens to be my favorite picture. I was able to fap to some of the pictures successfully.

The End.
Edit: Interestingly, the artist of the picture below is actually from Russia. I just found out his name, or actually part of his name. Miles-DF, check his art out if you haven't already. It's the kind of furry porn I would pay for if I was 18 or older, but fuck that.

Today a kid who sits next to me in art class looked over my shoulder at my PSP. I was flipping through some songs and my background was the picture below. He said asked me why my background was "hella gay" and I replied "because I am a faggot, that's why". He asked why I am a furry and gay, and I replied "because god was being stupid and accidentally forgot to make me normal'." He told me he used to like hentai back in middle school, which I find hilarious because he thinks furries are weird, and it's basically the same thing. People make me want to cut my balls off and bathe in a pool of dog urine..

Also, I am not gay. I am bisexual.

wtf

These past 3 and a quarter years have been the worst of my life. Since I joined Newgrounds I didn't know why my life was so terrible. That is until I realized how much I hate every one of you faggots out there. I hate this website and especially Tom Fulp's wife April, who is quite frankly a whore. Fuck you all, kthxbai.

Hella dank meth dawg!

So we decided to get something extra cool!

What is up guys? I am new here and I like to watch stuff here on Newgrounds. I like to play soccer and do community services for fun. I like to sniff glue.