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Posted by Jon4life - December 22nd, 2008


And Merry Christmas!


Posted by Jon4life - December 14th, 2008


So I was banned for about a week a few days ago, because I expressed my opinion on one of EyeLovePoozy's gay little threads. Specifically this one. All I said was that the human slinky was awful. When EyeLovePoozy banned me he said "Fuck You". This made me sad and angry. I have never felt so upset on the internet before. I don't like Newgrounds anymore because of this. Fuck all of you then and kiss my asshole.

Banned for a week...


Posted by Jon4life - December 10th, 2008


They are so yummy. Make me some.

Edit: Oh Lawd, if I deleted any of your comments it was an accident. :P

ksrybai

Pancakes


Posted by Jon4life - December 5th, 2008


I hope all of you are going to be kind and nominate me in the Bbs Year End Awards 08: Nominations. I don't give a fuck what you nominate me for, just nominate me. If you do I will put you on the list of people I love :3


Posted by Jon4life - November 19th, 2008


I'm sorry I yelled at you guys, and called you faggots. If you would please accept my apologies again and maybe have an apology cookie while you are at it. (I baked them myself). I can't imagine staying mad at all your pretty faces.

How can I stay mad at you guys?


Posted by Jon4life - November 17th, 2008


I have had it with Newgrounds and all of you faggots who go on here. I can't believe you retarded pieces of shit who actually enjoy going here. I hate each and everyone of you. I spit upon each one of you mother fuckers. I hope you all burn in hell.

You won't get a cent out of me!

I HATE YOU GUYS!


Posted by Jon4life - November 15th, 2008


I have been a little a bit too hard on you lately, and I want to apologize. I can understand if you decide not to accept my apology, but I still love you.


Posted by Jon4life - October 25th, 2008


But you're a pain in the neck.


Posted by Jon4life - September 17th, 2008


Its called Pruanetology. Its baically a cult following Pruane2forever. Cause he's too cool for you faggots on Newgrounds. Me and my cult members come to my house where we watch his videos and worship him. I have also put together a Pruane2forever shrine in my bedroom so I can worship him in the very early morning, regular morning, brunch time, afternoon, mid afternoon, night time, and last just before bed. We also enjoy watching Rambo, Terminator Movies, and any movie that Pruane2forever might review. No one in our cult can click on porn advertisements, nor can you jack off to them, or you will be kicked out of the cult for all eternity. If you are not in our cult you automatically are going to hell, no exeptions. If you make fun of Pruane2forever you will be tortured for all eternity by being forced to have wear braces. Right now we are still debating weather we should have LeShizzle and David as prophets since our Lord Pruane has been angered by them. So far we have 4 members of the church! Join today, we might come to your front door.!

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You're on the wrong side of the road to fuck my wife and my dog!

I have a new religion!


Posted by Jon4life - August 26th, 2008


This is awesome!

hahaah!