I went to the NG booth and I wanted an auto graph and picture will all the guys from Newgrounds and they told me I was too mcuh of a faggot. Fuck them, Newgrounds is for faggots. Thats me at home after going to Comic Con, I cried for at least 6 hours.

It was nice being on this site for faggots and russians.

what are you looking at?

btw thats me.

I'm rappin style with bitches and ho's.

I got 7 mack 11s
about 8 thirty eights
nine nines 10 mack 10s the shits never end
you cant touch my riches
even if u had mc hammer and them 3-57 bitches
biggie smalls the millionar
the mansion the yaht
the two weed spots the two hot glocks
thats how i got the weed spots
i shot dread in the head
took the bread and the land spread
little gody got the shotty to ur body
so dont resist or u might miss christmas
i toke guns i make number runs
i give mcs the runs drippin
when i throw my clip in the ak
i slay from far away
everybody hit the d e c k
my slow flows remarkable
peace to matayo
now we smoke weed like tony montana snif the yao
thats crazy blunts
mad ls
my voice excels from the avenue to jail cells
o my god i droppin shit like a pigeon
i hope ur listenin
smackin babies at they cristenin

Why Ron Paul?! Hes gay.

I seem to always get an erection in front of my best friend Williampson. The other day I was at his house and we were playing Nintendo Wii. We were playing a few games like Mario Galaxy. And out of the blue I noticed he bent over to turn off the wii and his fully ripe and poop encrusted anus crack was started to show, he immediatly pulled up his pants when he noticed his anus was getting a draft". Out of the blue my dick started to erect right in front of my friend. The next thing I noticed was my shorts were started to get stiffer and my penis was getting longer and longer and longer. Finally my erection buldged so hard out of my shorts my shorts ripped open revealing my full erected and slightly deformed penis from when I tried to manually circumsize myself with a chain saw. "Oh my god, you faggot ass mother fucker"! Williampson screamed. Williampson's mom walked into the room and noticed the horor of what was to be me with an erection showing.

I was in panic, I dashed out the door and my dick started to sag down. I didn't notice my penis started to get near my shoes when I tripped on my penis and went tumbling to the ground. My penis bled and had a shoe mark that looked to have dog poop connected to the shoe. My knee was badly bruised and cut up. I was in need for a massive band-aid. An old lady walking down the street noticed me and vomited everywhere before clapsing to the ground and going into cumbultion. I got up and limped home.

It was all over, I needed to get away and fast. But how? Everyone will soon find how ugly my penis is. I packed my bags and left to go to Canada. Canada was the only place where I could live. I ended up living in Vancouver B.C. on E Hastings Street as a homeless crack head. I sat all day asking people for change and/or food. I made a few friends named Ronny and Paul. They were both homeless too. I had to sleep in a sleeping bag and drink my own seman and pee so I wouldn't go thirsty. Later that day I relized that maybe I should go home. My mom was probably going to ground me because I had been gone for about 3 hours.

That day I when I got home I was grounded for 5 days. No computer games, no TV, and no computer.

My toilet for the past 2 months has been a bitch. A mother fucker infact. It was the last straw when I took a pee to find it almost over flowing but barely making the water down. Fed up and pissed off me and my dad decided we would take the toilet off the floor and invetigate this matter of why it was not flushing properly. Water dripped all over the floor and splashed every where so towels and a bucket were much needed for this evaluatuion.

Toilet came off with not a big struggle but it was an ok job. My dad carried the toilet to the front lawn where we got out the hose and removed the seat. It took a little while but we eventually noticed a ton of soggy broken up toilet paper was coming out kind of rapidly, then out of no where a penny came plooping out onto the grass. We were dumb founded, was it really a penny that was the problem? We tried again with the banging against the ground and something with a thud came out. A medium sized rock. I don't really know how it got in the toilet.

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Hello, I am a candidat for Moderator of 2008, I plan to take Canas's place of being a great moderator. You guys may want a nice moderator, a moderator who doesn't lock threads because in their opinion it sucks, and a mod who will listen to the people of Newgrounds! But that is not possible, seriously guys in your fuckin dreams that will happen. So we need to take NG to the next step in moderating, it is the mods duty to clean up the messes of the NG BBS and Portal. I would like to thank Canas for doing such a great job on his dury of cleaning up NG in his time as mod, but he must move on with his...life, if you put it that way. Seriously guys, I am not gonna puss out like Canas did, what a pussy licking cock sucker. He may of been cool for the moment but now he is just gay. A faggot to society, a dick sucker. Trust me I won't end up like him.

Now, I have been on NG for, lets see, 1 year 5 months, and only left 2 times on the count of 1 month bans. The first ban I ever had was by Canas, a 3 day ban for stuff I can't say. Soon after I got a 30 day ban by Bigbadron, next 30 day came by RageVI on November 26 2007, 2 days after ban lifted I got a 2 day ban by Zerok. Yes I may seem to be a little loose canon and don't learn my lesson but think on the bright side, I am cool. Everyone loves the guy who breaks the rules, so I think I could be the cool loose canon moderator.

Around Decemeber of 2006 I noticed that I had been banned by a moderator of Bigbadron...Ron was the name of my cousin, and I knew that he had been called Bigbadron. Surprisingly I found out it was my cousin Ron! I told him that I was on NG and he banned me a couple days earlier. He was surprised I was actually on NG because I was 12 years old. Thankfully he lifted the 7 day ban on the count of I was related to him. So running for moderator would be a good idea for me because I actually know what the mod layout looks like when I was at Ron's house (BBR). So I am experienced with this type of shit. You'll really love me when I become a moderator for NG. Thank you.

FUCK YOU FOR NOT VOTING FOR ME CAUSE UR GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can't make homemade porn because they said I was too young! I hate the rules!

This was my reaction in a gif.